The time I got drunk on root-beer

One day i went with my best friend to a birthday party for another friend. I was about 8 years old at the time. When we walked through the door, instantly the sweet smell of a fresh opened root-beer hit my nostrils. It took me almost no time to drop my present off at the table and zoom to the refreshments. My best friend knew i couldn't resist root-beer, and so she came up with a plan while i talked to the birthday girl after finishing a wonderful cup of homemade root-beer.








I excused myself and got another root-beer, but i suddenly had the urge to go pee, so i set my glass on my seat on the table. Best Friend went up to it and poured 10 sugar cubes into it. When i came back the rest of the party mostly went like this.

Me: Hey, hey, hey guess what!
Random party goer: what?
Me: MONKEY PANTS!

And then i went randomly up to someone and shouted MONKEY PANTS Straight into their faces. I was so embarrassed i didn't go to school the next day, Also because of my sugar hangover.