Plants.

Plants, The mothershmucking best thing on earth.
1.) They stop flooding.
The waters all "i'mm going to stomp through town and murder your families! Haha!"

And the plants are all like "Challenge Accepted." and stop the shmucking water from flooding.

2.) They give us the oxygen we need to live.

SO LIVE ON ALL YOU PLANTS! Destory those Muthershmucking Floods!



Ps. Lets plant more plants so the plants can live on and have baby plants. (say that 5 times fast.) :3.

They're taking the hobbits to isengaurd!

The only thing I'm unclear on is where they're taking the Hobbits.


P.S. LETS GO TO ISENGAURD AND SAVE SOME HOBBITS!! :D

My Amazing Poptart

Well i'm having this for breakfast  and i thought i would share some. Have fun!

This is one of my friends, Her name is Olivia. It means elf army :)

 Yes i did actually slap her <3

Lets meet my penguin Herbert.

So do you guys know about the I-penguin? (Free advertising. No need to thank me:)  Well i have one named Herbert, and he dances. I mean it, hes the cutest thing! His favorite  type of music has something with pie in i... Don't ask me! Ask Hasbro. Don't tell Herbert that i said this, But i think hes defective, he has no butt... Anyway, heres a picture of him and another one of him dancing, Sorry no videos, he hates videos.

 isn't the little dancing penguin cute?! He looks like Herbert <3

The time I got drunk on root-beer

One day i went with my best friend to a birthday party for another friend. I was about 8 years old at the time. When we walked through the door, instantly the sweet smell of a fresh opened root-beer hit my nostrils. It took me almost no time to drop my present off at the table and zoom to the refreshments. My best friend knew i couldn't resist root-beer, and so she came up with a plan while i talked to the birthday girl after finishing a wonderful cup of homemade root-beer.








I excused myself and got another root-beer, but i suddenly had the urge to go pee, so i set my glass on my seat on the table. Best Friend went up to it and poured 10 sugar cubes into it. When i came back the rest of the party mostly went like this.

Me: Hey, hey, hey guess what!
Random party goer: what?
Me: MONKEY PANTS!

And then i went randomly up to someone and shouted MONKEY PANTS Straight into their faces. I was so embarrassed i didn't go to school the next day, Also because of my sugar hangover.

Fun with Google transliterate

I was looking for a way to translate my words to Spanish when I stumbled across a fun looking Google app. I found out that it had a Greek language setting so I couldn't resist. Here's some of what I typed.

Αλίκη <==== My name, Alice.
I λική πιε <====== I like Pie
Κακή καν γετ βορινγκ σο η χοωσε πιε βεστ. <==== Cake gets boring so I like pie best. 
Χερβερτ θε Πενγυιν. <=== Herbert the penguin. 
عليك <=== Alice in Arabic




See? Now you know how fun it is! Post what you made in the comments! I hope to see funny ones!
http://www.google.com/transliterate/