They're taking the hobbits to isengaurd!

The only thing I'm unclear on is where they're taking the Hobbits.


P.S. LETS GO TO ISENGAURD AND SAVE SOME HOBBITS!! :D

My Amazing Poptart

Well i'm having this for breakfast  and i thought i would share some. Have fun!

This is one of my friends, Her name is Olivia. It means elf army :)

 Yes i did actually slap her <3

Lets meet my penguin Herbert.

So do you guys know about the I-penguin? (Free advertising. No need to thank me:)  Well i have one named Herbert, and he dances. I mean it, hes the cutest thing! His favorite  type of music has something with pie in i... Don't ask me! Ask Hasbro. Don't tell Herbert that i said this, But i think hes defective, he has no butt... Anyway, heres a picture of him and another one of him dancing, Sorry no videos, he hates videos.

 isn't the little dancing penguin cute?! He looks like Herbert <3

The time I got drunk on root-beer

One day i went with my best friend to a birthday party for another friend. I was about 8 years old at the time. When we walked through the door, instantly the sweet smell of a fresh opened root-beer hit my nostrils. It took me almost no time to drop my present off at the table and zoom to the refreshments. My best friend knew i couldn't resist root-beer, and so she came up with a plan while i talked to the birthday girl after finishing a wonderful cup of homemade root-beer.








I excused myself and got another root-beer, but i suddenly had the urge to go pee, so i set my glass on my seat on the table. Best Friend went up to it and poured 10 sugar cubes into it. When i came back the rest of the party mostly went like this.

Me: Hey, hey, hey guess what!
Random party goer: what?
Me: MONKEY PANTS!

And then i went randomly up to someone and shouted MONKEY PANTS Straight into their faces. I was so embarrassed i didn't go to school the next day, Also because of my sugar hangover.

Fun with Google transliterate

I was looking for a way to translate my words to Spanish when I stumbled across a fun looking Google app. I found out that it had a Greek language setting so I couldn't resist. Here's some of what I typed.

Αλίκη <==== My name, Alice.
I λική πιε <====== I like Pie
Κακή καν γετ βορινγκ σο η χοωσε πιε βεστ. <==== Cake gets boring so I like pie best. 
Χερβερτ θε Πενγυιν. <=== Herbert the penguin. 
عليك <=== Alice in Arabic




See? Now you know how fun it is! Post what you made in the comments! I hope to see funny ones!
http://www.google.com/transliterate/